Friday, May 19, 2006

battle of the bump

just in case anyone is passing, here's a look see at the brozzie girls
trish 23 weeks gone, little bump
sheila 38 weeks gone, whoooaaaa
happy granny in the middle

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

up the duff

for anyone who may be browsing.......ME OLE DOLL IS UP THE POLE !!!
confirmed by the ultrasound people at st finbarrs last mondee
happy days, 2 good feet and a lightnin brain- will beat most people over 5 yards
will post the pix when i get over the initial climax
got some flix of jack johnson cajolling at the point n all, celebrities all over the shop
and ger ryan married mary fitzgerald (the newest mary ryan), back tomorrow from 2 weeks of hard ridin in thailand
more to follow.........

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

no i only dream of sprouts

ok, only rubbin yer faces in it really but felt i had to share this with the wurld
for 7 bucks fiddy, the famous lilly cantina is overfeeding the masses with the following

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Precious Gems

Entroducing Diamond n Ruby, dynamic duo with a stubborn streek, penchant for dirty puddles, swimming, chasing thrown objects and fondness for playing with children, especially at the seaside (nothing sinister), been axskin me every day when i get home from 'work' whether they've made the blog, so this evening they can check their hotlegs out via broadband, 2 decent lookin birds i think you'll agree carmo, if anyone needs miscellaneous demolition may i offer the services of Ruby who will take a new plant apart in a manner of minutes, cute as hell, butter wouldn't melt, good ole pals, welcome to the net !

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Shave yer Bush

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks..........'

'How many is a Brazillion ??!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005


the lord of bottoms himself has pulled off another nasty coup..... in a bid to launch his dark side on innocent humans, megalomanical kingpin OB-1-Davey-Raveney duels with mustangs and dingleberries, who will save the galaxy from his evil "death star-fish", are we all doomed ..........

Monday, September 19, 2005

no bombing, diving or heavy petting

we was s'posed to head off whaling yesterdag with a bunch of celebrities but the trip got canned at the last moment (bitter), too late for us hardy X-tremeists, so we went hiking the hillsides surrounding lovely Lough Inye, nearly caught a leprachaun (check out the photo), so for those of you awaiting close ups of whales blowing their loads then i apologise, here however is a cork sham taking a dip off the stack in novohal, anyone wanna take the plunge lemme know and i'll organise a bus down (and ambulance back), even wathik's done it !! might have to zoom in to get the detail and magnitude of the leap